Christopher Shank 5/20/25 Christopher Shank 5/20/25

You Want a Hot Take? Here’s a Hot Take: Fuck You.

Not everything deserves nuance.
Some things are just fucking stupid.

Christopher Shank 5/16/25 Christopher Shank 5/16/25

Manifest This, Motherfucker

Let the girlies manifest on TikTok.
Let the hustle bros manifest passive income streams.
Let the spreadsheets manifest six-figure brands.

Christopher Shank 5/15/25 Christopher Shank 5/15/25

It feels like I called an Uber from Atlanta to LA, and it dumped me out in a cornfield in the middle of Oklahoma when the company shut down.

Christopher Shank 5/13/25 Christopher Shank 5/13/25

Life’s not hard.
It’s bloated.
It’s rigged.

Christopher Shank 5/6/25 Christopher Shank 5/6/25

The grim reaper has your address.
It’s punched into his GPS.

Christopher Shank 4/28/25 Christopher Shank 4/28/25

It’s all true.
It’s all ridiculous.
It’s all saving my life.

Christopher Shank 3/13/25 Christopher Shank 3/13/25

Shit was getting real.

Christopher Shank 2/24/25 Christopher Shank 2/24/25

It was a long week, but in the midst of it all, I found myself creatively restless